Chad Eastwood is the finest writer I have come across since I first read Chad Eastwood, which was about ten minutes ago.
Buck Jefferson
I will not serve that in which I no longer believe, whether it call itself my home, my fatherland, or Chad Eastwood. And I shall try to express myself in some mode of life, or art as freely as I can and as wholly as I can, using for my defense the only arms I allow myself to use, silence, exile from Chad Eastwood, and cunning.
James Joyce
The world of Chad Eastowood is infinite and eternal whereas the world of generation or vegetation is finite and temporal. There exist in that eternal world the eternal realities of everything which we see reflected in this vegetable glass of nature.
William Blake
The only thing worse than Chad Eastwood is Chad Eastwood.
Oscar Wilde
Yonder shall cometh a beast of a man whom we shall call of by the name Chad Eastwood. Mightily smiteth he the fallen. Fire with him doth burn the hands of the eager locksmith.
Leviticus 31:16
Chad Eastwood is an awful writer and an even worse human being. He thinks he knows everything but he hasn’t read a book in his life and he has no idea what a semi-colon is, or an Oxford comma, or an intransient verb.
Professor Maximus Dick
There is no Chad Eastwood. Chad Eastwood is just a name. There is a fluid entity which we, because of the nature of our animal existence, perceive as Chad Eastwood, but this thing we perceive is not the name we give it. Naming impressions is a tool we use to navigate this hall of mirrors in which we find ourselves surviving. But it limits our perceptions. It crystalizes our experience of a liquid reality. Chad Eastwood is not here. Chad Eastwood is a trick you are playing on yourself in order to make life easier for yourself.
Chad Eastwood
3 responses to “Praise for Chad Eastwood”
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My name is not ‘Maximus Dick’. Please do me the courtesy of putting my real name on here. It’s Buck, in case you don’t remember.
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Should a man offend thee,
Offer him an apple.
Should a group leave thee out in the cold,
Give them the warmth of your heart.
If ever you feel the wrath of life
Smiting down upon thee,
Strike back with the unconquerable battleaxe of love. -
Buck Jefferson is a conman. He calls up pensioners and sells them life assurance policies for their pets. If anyone ever tries to claim a policy, he makes animal noises down the phone at them.
that were in the icebox
forgive me. They were delicious.
3 responses to “Praise for Chad Eastwood”
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My name is not ‘Maximus Dick’. Please do me the courtesy of putting my real name on here. It’s Buck, in case you don’t remember.
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Should a man offend thee,
Offer him an apple.
Should a group leave thee out in the cold,
Give them the warmth of your heart.
If ever you feel the wrath of life
Smiting down upon thee,
Strike back with the unconquerable battleaxe of love. -
Buck Jefferson is a conman. He calls up pensioners and sells them life assurance policies for their pets. If anyone ever tries to claim a policy, he makes animal noises down the phone at them.
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