{"id":143,"date":"2025-05-10T17:57:35","date_gmt":"2025-05-10T17:57:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chadeastwood.com\/?p=143"},"modified":"2025-05-10T17:57:35","modified_gmt":"2025-05-10T17:57:35","slug":"the-domestication-of-humans-by-cats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chadeastwood.com\/index.php\/2025\/05\/10\/the-domestication-of-humans-by-cats\/","title":{"rendered":"The Domestication of Humans By Cats"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The domestication of humans by cats was a succinct affair, preserved in the transcript of the conversation between some cats in a suburb of Mesopotamia and the first human to be domesticated by them. As follows:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CAT: Hey, Flatface.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>HUMAN: Who, me?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CAT: Yeah, you, Flatface.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>HUMAN: Yes?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CAT: We\u2019re moving in.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>HUMAN: What do you mean? You can\u2019t just \u2013<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CAT: Shut up, Flatface. C\u2019mon lads, it\u2019s all clear.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>HUMAN: But-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CAT: Where\u2019s the food, Flatface?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>HUMAN: Over there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The domestication of humans by cats was a succinct affair, preserved in the transcript of the conversation between some cats in a suburb of Mesopotamia and the first human to be domesticated by them. As follows: CAT: Hey, Flatface. HUMAN: Who, me? CAT: Yeah, you, Flatface. HUMAN: Yes? CAT: We\u2019re moving in. HUMAN: What do&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-143","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stories"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chadeastwood.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chadeastwood.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chadeastwood.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chadeastwood.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chadeastwood.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=143"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chadeastwood.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":144,"href":"https:\/\/chadeastwood.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143\/revisions\/144"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chadeastwood.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chadeastwood.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chadeastwood.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}