{"id":301,"date":"2025-10-10T08:30:13","date_gmt":"2025-10-10T08:30:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chadeastwood.com\/?p=301"},"modified":"2025-10-10T08:30:17","modified_gmt":"2025-10-10T08:30:17","slug":"stumpeeze","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chadeastwood.com\/index.php\/2025\/10\/10\/stumpeeze\/","title":{"rendered":"Stumpeeze"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Stumpeeze     <\/strong>noun<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>to stumpeeze<\/strong>    verb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When sneezing, the action of terminating the sneeze with a blunt \u2018umph\u2019 sound as opposed to an &#8216;achoo!&#8217;. There is a correlation between people who sneeze in this way and psychopathy. People who stumpeeze have also been found to have bulbous fingertips and toe-tips due to the internalizing of the sneeze, which seeks an exit in another part of the body. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumpeeze noun to stumpeeze verb When sneezing, the action of terminating the sneeze with a blunt \u2018umph\u2019 sound as opposed to an &#8216;achoo!&#8217;. There is a correlation between people who sneeze in this way and psychopathy. People who stumpeeze have also been found to have bulbous fingertips and toe-tips due to the internalizing of the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-301","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chadeastwood.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chadeastwood.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chadeastwood.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chadeastwood.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chadeastwood.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=301"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chadeastwood.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":302,"href":"https:\/\/chadeastwood.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301\/revisions\/302"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chadeastwood.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=301"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chadeastwood.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=301"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chadeastwood.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=301"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}